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Hell is no joke.

Robert L. Sumner

Hell is no joke.

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Published by Zondervan Pub. House in Grand Rapids .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Evangelistic sermons.,
  • Sermons, American -- 20th century.,
  • Hell.

  • Classifications
    LC ClassificationsBV3797 .S77
    The Physical Object
    Pagination121 p.
    Number of Pages121
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL5783624M
    LC Control Number59039712
    OCLC/WorldCa5178513


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“Hell is No Joke” Luke INTRO: 1. Hell is a difficult topic to preach on. Like you, I take no pleasure considering that place called “Hell.” For that very reason I must tell you that Hell is real today and Hell is no joke.

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Hell is a horrible place. Hell is no joke. At death, the soul goes to either heaven or hell. Friends, hell is no laughing matter. Jesus taught, “Fear not those who kill the body, but are unable to kill the soul; but rather fear Him who is able to destroy both soul and body in hell” (Mt.

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I make mistakes, I'm out of control.